Month: March 2009

Angel in tattered wool

She is known as Strumpet imperfect
In a little cabinet
They will have their pleasure here
Smoking filled in cigarette
A wholesome malady
Coming for remedy.
No RSVP required
Never will you regret

Paper sheets and card board fans
Guaranteed to cool your head
“Oh!!! Ahaa” They said

She is Strumpet imperfect
Indications on Google maps
Profile of a lazy bean
Takes you up the garden wet
“Oh!!! Ahaa” They said

Mama holds a bottled spice
Fries her fish ah! so nice
See her cry!!!!

If fear can drive you far from her
Try bungee jump from upstairs
If you find her so unclean
You fear the public toilets
Pierce her heart with words of hate
She cries aloud in secret
Sobbing relentlessly “aha mm aha”

In a world devoid of all the filth
Shampoos and brooms, you’ll not address
Only angels flitting around

Reflection of the rights on wrongs
Two images must be there
Strumpet gal defines that which is imperfect
Surely she sobs her way
While angels watch her speak regret
Strumming harps they sing

She dons a halo on her head
Clothes sewn of tattered wool
Simple melodies
She humms……..

Iam glad you like the beach

I got to know about this group ‘chaikadai’ in a social networking site – facebook. I liked the name and I was sure people who handle such words sure have some good taste and good humor. With a click of a button I join up. Then I started getting in this updates. When the “Save the Beach” campaign was discussed my antenna went up. Yes I love the beach, I have not come across anyone who doesnt.

But people look at such beauties of nature from different perspectives. Some would like to play in the sand, wet their feet, munch on some groundnuts or sundals, fly kites, play cricket etc on the beach while some not wanting to have mud getting into their expensive shoes would like to sip beer and enjoy the breeze sitting in their cars.

But Iam sure there are many who would want a gallery view.. actually the innovative people from the chennai corporation took upon this project of constructing a gallery at Besant Nagar for the ‘benefit’ of the people. Thankfully the evolved residents of Besant Nagar protested and stalled th project.

Now comes the big gallery, where you can enjoy the wonderful sight of the sea while driving your cars. Hence this huge scheme from the government to constuct a express way all along the coast from Light House to Besant Nagar, snaking past some places like Theosophcial society, eating up some slums in the process and finally gobbling up the beauty of chennai.

So when I heard about this I decided to join the protest. Guess what the people who had come were pleasantly surprised since I came all the way from Annanagar to attend this meeting. They actually asked me what prompted me to land up. Dah!! i love the beach response from me, made them actually wonder. They simply said “Iam glad you like the beach”

save the beach

It took me nearly 60 minutes to reach the Besant Nagar beach, bang on I was in front of the venue – Boys club.  We sat in an enclosure sans a roof, on mats, with the sea breeze liberally providing the coolness.  The issue we were to discuss was to preserve our beach. 

Can you beleive it some ruthless business men for the sake of profit are planning to run this concrete structure (guaranteed to be ugly) along the coast.  I beleive the way things are going, travelling will become redundant, the fear of crowded roads etc is a huge scare we might not have to worry at all. But then that is the best case scenario.

Why invest rs1000 crores on a project of this magnitude if you cannot provide lanes for cyclists and pedestraian walks? This is what I object.  If you can provide good pathways for pedestrains to walk, many of us will walk, jog or skate. 
This is why I object to this project. 

 

Using Public Toilets and Parajumping scares me

The only reason I end up eating good food, particularly when I am travelling, is the fear of having my stomach churning and my developing force of a volcano within my stomach to burst out through my 'youknowhat'.  I some how get the same feel in my stomach when I watch some earthlings jump out of an aircraft with a haversack that might open up at 2500 ft about the earth and make sure they land alive.
 

 

Ring – vootu – cut

Recently I was travelling with some young enthusiastic guys who chatted and chatted the entire night, when ever they were exhaused they played the FM station on their phones. I decided to join the fun. I overheard this funny phrase for Missed call – Ring Vootu Cut. I was so facinated by it that I decided to write about it. Here goes:

Ring – Vootu – Cut

Oh how I love to talk
Yakety Yak round the clock
The fear of the big bill
My desire it can’t kill
Yet am not a stupid mutt
So my master stroke is
Ring – vootu – cut

I love what I have
My money I will never part
If my talk is taxed
My tongue can’t be axed
I am smart cutlet
I use my master stroke
Ring – vootu – cut

My fingers will dial
As though my call is real
Will quickly make an exit
After ringing a little bit
The return call I pick it fut
Enjoying the economy behind
Ring – vootu – cut

Route #6784 – slow rolling wheels

Wannabe poet frenzy, frazzled, frantic
Philip Roth tucked in the haversack
Bag of fruits and nuts with some pennies
Worn out clothes, dirtly linen tucked
I carefully handled the crushed up ticket
For a while capturing my emotions that ran helter skelter
I gobbled them up hurriedly, burped a big burp
While the whirring of the bus handed to me
Envelopes two fold
One the dejection of leaving the green pastures asleep
Two the joy of moving towards land of the living
Path strewn with thorns, pavements dotted with unclean
under nourished pan handlers

A short, blind man takes the wheels
Ignites the engine, the asthmatic cough
Gasping for breath, spewing fumes, muted sound
Standing adamant and statue still.

Walks in a man, far away from sleep
Clutching a small bag, rummaged out of Mohenjedaro ruins
Mid month drought, I suppose, that made him weary
Too far from pay day and yet too close for the next
Stuck in between, his motivation to work co joined with the unwillingness of the bus to move

My neighbor trekked in with a bag
The flaming sun was his clock, I reckon
No bags no paraphernalia et al
His pockets display cleanly folded pieces of paper
A pouch of tobacco his companion
As he rolled a small ball and tucked it in his mouth
The brown scorpion juice sunk in
His body assimilated the nicotine
No smoke, no trace, no smell and no fuzz
He smiled a big smile as his stained half broken teeth
Orchestrated in unison the genuineness of his heart

And then a woman with his son
His fingers a gory sight from acid burns
And the mother whose swollen legs with wounds unhealed
Her face at intervals displayed the agony of pain
While her son hardly spoke to her and sat dead pan
The eyes of the woman kept surveying for ears that can listen, and mouths that can speak
Her eyes were moist bearing the pain but she was in good cheer
Joy surpassing that of Dolly Paton and Madhubala in their hey days.

I was far from the world of frenzy, that sported jewels on wrists for time keeping
While a few voices raised feeble protests about the lack of movement
The others had nothing to look forward to
The destination and the starting point made no difference to them
Their foot had trod the same ground
So the green grass or the brown arid ground
Held no promise of joy, they were but the same
For their delight jumped as just born calfs from inside them
As they interacted by sight and sound with those around
I was privileged to be among these real people, 21 wonderful hours
Travelling with them, sharing with them, looking at them, listening to them
It made me feel wanted. It made me hate time.
While my back hurts
My heart rejoices.

On Varun Gandhi, Ram sene Chief

The pub attack by Ram Sene Chief and the pink chaddi response by some creative women and now we have Varun Gandhi who wants to hit the light light. Thanks to CNN IBN the kid got his due share. While the BJP prevaricated the election commission took a tough stand. Varun has arrived with a bang and a swoosh. Will some innovative people send him some copies of Gita with the appropriate paragraphs highlighted, afterall you cannot swear on a holy book to chop of peoples head. Varun should consider giving up his Gandhi name and take up a more divine one – GODse will make sense.

Mocking Death

I had this friend who lay in the bed since the doctors have fixed the day of her death. I went on a visit to meet her and I heard the home to be usual, the wierdest thing was the FM radio was playing up some loud songs, and she was listening to it. While the others around her felt uncomfortable she was quite comfortable and lay comfortably on her bed smiling. I was impressed.

Then I heard about a man (whom i plan to meet some day) who lost his leg in an accident (the bus ran over it) He picked up an auto and landed up in Royapettah hospital and found that such injuries cannot be treated there and that their ambulances will be used only to transfer patients to Govt Hospitals. He had no choice that he had take another auto and landed up in Apollo Hospitals. At the hospital he told the doctors to give him pain killers and all along he was taking to his relatives over his hand phone.

His son landed up from US and he was promptly asked to go back. He showed no panic or disappointment after losing his leg. He was looking towards his day of discharge. The first thing he did after he came home was call up those who supplied artificial legs. He was constantly looking towards the morrow. The present made no sense for him. He was looking forward to carrying out normal life, driving his own car in a months time. The attitude was wonderful.

Now I read about Jane Goody.

Learning Center

We had a tough time identifying the place and finally it was in a very narrow lane and then a detour through a more narrower lane that can be trod by 2 averagely built men shoulder to shoulder. The place was called PG Club , a winner’s arcade. There was no noise and no noise around, I was hesitating on the door step “Do I ring the bell and disturb the peace or get back to the car?’.
Then I see a small board – Need prior appointment. Its quite an irony it was this small board that was supposed be an entry barrier, gave me the courage to ring the bell to find out how I can get an appointment.

A young lass appeared, spoke in muted tunes, she showed no expression made me wait on the doorstep and went upstairs. After 2 minutes she appeared again and ushered me in. As I walked in, talking nearly 15 steps towards the center room, I tried to visually gather all the available data… I looked to the left and I saw small cubicles (like a call center) and I captured some students studying intently.

I waited for 3 minutes and Dr.Prasanth appeared from upstairs. I introduced myself and was trying to explain the purpose, apparently I was spoiling the peace of the place and I was quickly ushered into his private study. A very simple and impressive room.

I inquired of him about the concept of this place and he was very forthcoming. He reiterated, almost 2 or 3 times, that it was not a tuition center but a learning center. According to him he was just giving an environment to learn and regular counseling to motivate them. Having started the center around 14 months ago his only criteria for choice of the student was attitude and not marks.

The place is equipped with a full fledged library, has loads of digital material, so there is no lack of resources. He was training MBBS students who were wanting to do MD. In the first year the first and the third student was from his center.

Foot and Mouth Increase


His humility started with his feet
A full time reflexologist on call
Pedicured. Manicured clothed with
silk stocking in white
Slipped lovingly into the soft skin of the lamb
On the background played melodies
“Blessed are the feet of the saints”

While his toes, all ten of them, seem excited
His polished nails beamed a smile
Lighting up the ground around
As unto a lamp that lighted the paths

The cursed world called it the
“Foot Fetish”
But the believers
Knew the truth involved
Kneeling down they tithed with fear
Blessings flowing
Wads of valuable papers piling
Smiles on the face
Smiles on the feet

His toes squeaked
His shoes screeched
He merely translated those sounds
And his lips uttered.

Millions fell at his feet
Pedicured nails and scraped dead skins
A whole new industry it birthed
Powered and Packed
In faith they drank
Morning, afternoon and night
Humili – Tea.